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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

08 Jan 2014 - To the man who kicked in my door and broke into my house! - w4m

21 Feb 2010 - I stomped on your fire, you choked on a biscuit

08 Dec 2009 - Be my John Roberts - w4m

28 Sep 2009 - To the Father of an Unruly Child At Plato's Closet

23 Jul 2009 - To the Hot Guy at Priest Lake on the 4th of July - w4m

29 Jun 2009 - I'm No Hipster- Fixie for Sale

08 Jun 2009 - Yard Swing

07 Apr 2009 - need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when im not home !

13 Dec 2008 - You can has LOLcats. (Pending pick up)

02 Jun 2008 - Awesome Custom made Bike!!!! Must SEE!!!!

03 Sep 2007 - FOUND: Special-Needs Penguin

22 Aug 2007 - I don't want to go out tonight

16 Aug 2007 - Note to the dogs

17 Jul 2007 - Please, Men, Learn To Kiss

30 May 2007 - When women get together and talk about sex,

10 Oct 2006 - I mean, DAMN.

09 Sep 2005 - Your God is one with whom I am not familiar