3 women seeking Kevin james/ danny devito type to act out a 45 minute skit.
You will be required to walk to your car with a pizza in your hand. Some slapstick antics are welcome here, perhaps you become diatracted or fumble the precious cargo while digging for your keys. We welcome you to be creative, but keep it realistic please.
You will then need to place the pizza in the trunk of your car ( preferably a modest midsize sedan) and then, this is very important, you must visibly take several photos of said pizza in your trunk.
Satisfied with a job well done you slam the trunk shut and walk to the driver side door only to realize the keys are in the trunk with the pizza, now growing cold.
Bonus points if you can invite a wife or female friend to pick you up 40 minutes later with a clear expression of disdain on her face.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers