FOR SALE: 1997 Jeep Wrangler SE — AKA “The Turquoise Torpedo”
Are you ready to own a vehicle that screams adventure louder than a dad in Tevas at a national park? Behold: my teal-green-ish-blue-ish 1997 Jeep Wrangler SE. It’s got a 4-cylinder engine (because who needs to go fast when you can go anywhere), a 3.5” lift kit for maximum curb-hopping glory, and an upgraded air intake so it can breathe better than you during allergy season.
Specs:
• Miles: 191,000 (but that’s like, only halfway through a Jeep’s lifespan—kind of like a 50-year-old buying a motorcycle)
• Transmission: Manual (don’t worry, it’s a great anti-theft device for Gen Z)
• Paint: Turquoise. Will turn heads. Will also attract sea turtles.
• Rust: A few “patina” spots—think of them as the Jeep’s freckles.
• Tires: Big, beefy, and ready to conquer driveways, trails, and that one pile of mulch at Home Depot.
• A/C: Nope, not today. Sun, wind, and bugs are all part of the package. Has a heater and a soft top for the colder months.
Why You Want It:
This Jeep is more than a vehicle—it’s a personality test. If you see it and think, “Nice color,” you pass. If you see it and think, “I could jump the curb at Applebee’s in that,” you’re my target audience.
Perfect for:
• Weekend warriors
• Aspiring off-road legends
• People who like waving at other Jeep owners for no reason
$6000 OBO — Trades considered if you have something equally fun and questionable.